The Top Five Lies Wives Tell Their Husbands
Women tell lies for many reason and it would probably surprise you to find out that married woman have their own set of lies they tell. The next time you hear the following, you’ll know what it really means.
It Was on Sale
Well, maybe it was and maybe it wasn’t. It just seems to make sense to her that you would approve of her purchase if you knew she saved money. Aren’t you proud of her for being so thrifty?
I Am Fine
Uh, no she’s not. Her tone is a big tip off. Whatever you did, you’ll never guess with the silent treatment, but giving her some attention will help her open up. And she eventually will, I guarantee it.
I Am Just Leaving
After she finds her necklace, puts on lipstick, checks her email, paints a chipped fingernail, well, you get it. She knows she’s late, it’s just that there is so much to do to get ready before she can walk out the door.
You Do Not Have to Get Me Anything
Yes, you do. And make it expensive. No socks, no vacuums (unless she asks for them). All the traditional perfume, jewelry, chocolate, roses, and romantic dinners never gets old for any woman.
I Do Not Need Help
Yes, she does. She has been on her feet all day, too. Pitch in and it’ll get done twice as fast. I guarantee she’ll be appreciative all the way to the bedroom.
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